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I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped.

Jan 29, 2015

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I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been shown that this is something that cannot be stopped.

Jan 29, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Updates
I don’t mind finding a new gray hair because I feel like I’ve earned it.

Jan 26, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
The Curse of the Sad Mummy

Jan 26, 2015

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in Shared
It would be so entertaining to watch Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton run for president.

Jan 24, 2015

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I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.

Jan 22, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

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I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.

Jan 22, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Updates
Why do hotels have the weirdest carpets?

Jan 21, 2015

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in Images
I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching.

Jan 20, 2015

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in Updates
My first Van Gogh…

Jan 16, 2015

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in Blog, Images
Respect the Dead

Jan 13, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Audio, Portfolio
Don’t let your talent for dodging Fate’s bullets cause you to miss Cupid’s arrows.

Jan 9, 2015

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in Pithy Aphorisms
And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.

Jan 8, 2015

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in Updates
Grammer; your doing it wrong.

Jan 6, 2015

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in Updates
I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.

Jan 5, 2015

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in Updates
Antique shops sometimes have some really creepy shit.

Jan 5, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Images
“I don’t like bad words…

Jan 3, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Random Dialogue, Updates
Scars can be so beautiful.

Jan 2, 2015

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
My sister and I recently had a discussion about online dating profiles, and in a classic example of a Freudian slip we both referred to them as résumés.

Dec 29, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

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The only thing that bothers me more than the term “cray cray” is the fact that I can’t seem to stop saying it.

Dec 28, 2014

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One of the greatest compliments you can pay to a geek is to call them one.

Dec 26, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Updates
Buddhist Singing Bowl

Dec 25, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Vlog
This is how I roll.

Dec 25, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Images
Discipline Priest Metzae

Dec 23, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Images
One of the most beautiful phrases in English is: I met someone.

Dec 23, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
First Shoot with Grant Imahara for Mouser Electronics

Dec 17, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Blog, Images
Loremaster’s Rhapsody

Dec 15, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Audio
I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we made a real connection. So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up from that dream.

Dec 10, 2014

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If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

Dec 3, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Updates
I need caffeine. I’m too asleep to be awake.

Nov 29, 2014

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in Updates
One thing I know for sure is that there’s probably nothing I know for sure.

Nov 26, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong.

Nov 5, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

Nov 4, 2014

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in Updates
RIP Brittany Maynard

Nov 2, 2014

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in Blog
If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.

Oct 26, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
Art is supposed to move you even if it pushes you away.

Oct 24, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
Not a Machine

Oct 23, 2014

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in Fiction, Flash Fiction
If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.

Oct 22, 2014

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in Updates
BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.

Oct 18, 2014

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in Updates
A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

Oct 11, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
Boundaries

Oct 9, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Shared
Work all day so you can play all night.

Sep 25, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms

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