Eric P. Metze - Video Editor & Multimedia Artist

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The more you believe something, the less you should.

Jun 14, 2024

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Every single thing a kitten does is adorable. It’s ridiculous.

May 15, 2024

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Day one with the new kitten appears to be going well.

May 15, 2024

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I just adopted a kitten!

May 2, 2024

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Happy repotting day to this weird little plant.

Apr 30, 2024

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For the record, I never hit the laugh emoji or type lol unless it literally happens.

Apr 3, 2024

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Balloons and flyers are just someone else’s trash.

Mar 19, 2024

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I just realized that Eric Cartman from South Park is probably the world’s most famous Eric.

Mar 5, 2024

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Artificial intelligence is great at what it does, but it does not understand what it’s doing.

Feb 26, 2024

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Midjourney is great at creating stunning images, but it still struggles with the details.

Feb 7, 2024

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Just got my new professional headshot back from the photographer.

Feb 1, 2024

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My house is officially running on solar power. I’m going to turn on all the lights and run the AC and dryer all day!

Jan 30, 2024

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“I Knew You Were Trouble” by Taylor Swift + “Killpop” by Slipknot

Jan 20, 2024

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This year, my New Year’s resolutions are 1080×1920, 2560×1440, and 1080×1920.

Dec 31, 2023

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It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve!

Dec 24, 2023

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Last night, shortly before midnight, I had to say goodbye to my companion of more than twenty years.

Dec 18, 2023

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in Images, Life Event
You know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen, Comet & Cupid & Donder & Blitzen; But they were, all of them, deceived, for another reindeer was made…

Dec 15, 2023

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This video is nine years old. It predicted the rise of TikTok, Instagram reels, and YouTube shorts. Vertical videos are a pet peeve of mine, but that’s because it’s what I do for a living.

Nov 29, 2023

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As a lifelong renter, I lack many required skills to be a homeowner. I have a tendency to turn DIY into FIUY.

Nov 20, 2023

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Spot has now lived half of her life with one eye. That was the last major health issue she’s had in a decade. She’s struggling these days due to kidney issues, but she’s still right beside me and sleeping like a baby.

Nov 18, 2023

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Cyberpunk 2077 may have come out three years ago, but it’s still game of the year to me.

Nov 15, 2023

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I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.

Nov 9, 2023

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I really miss French dip sandwiches.

Nov 8, 2023

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Now that I’m on the other side of the door, I absolutely love Halloween. I haven’t had this much fun since I was a kid.

Oct 31, 2023

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If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Oct 9, 2023

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Photoshop now includes AI-generated tools. The first picture is my house in Garland, and the second is my house in Scotland.

Sep 29, 2023

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This is the second time our family has lost a longtime pet in as many months…

Aug 21, 2023

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Okay, this is weird as hell. I just realized that I conceptualized and posted this image exactly one year (to the day) before the wildfires in Maui destroyed Lahaina.

Aug 14, 2023

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Dangit. I tried recording some voiceover, but because I use text-to-speech so much, I kept saying “period” at the end of every sentence.

Aug 4, 2023

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Did you know you can create a QR code to let people log into your WiFi without having to type in a password? I keep mine near the kitchen so everyone can see it.

Jul 29, 2023

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The sun sets on the last day of Tears of the Kingdom, one of the greatest games I’ve ever played.

Jul 20, 2023

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I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.)

Jul 19, 2023

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I have a new camera, and it can fly.

Jul 14, 2023

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I took this picture 20 years ago today.

Jul 5, 2023

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A fourth player has entered the game…

Jun 25, 2023

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South Park Theme (Redux)

Jun 20, 2023

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I just learned that our Moluccan cockatoo, Rosie, died suddenly…

Jun 19, 2023

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Shower thought: I wonder how much my house weighs.

Jun 17, 2023

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I created an image and shared it on multiple social media platforms, and they performed in drastically different ways.

Jun 5, 2023

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PSA: If you have Google Home devices, you can use the phrase “Gay Google” to activate them.

May 24, 2023

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This re-release of Flood by They Might Be Giants is the first cassette I’ve purchased in a quarter century.

May 19, 2023

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There’s literally trillions of people…

May 9, 2023

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