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Patriotism is provincial.

Sep 9, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

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Telling someone they’re wrong hardly ever proves anything, but showing them the truth…well, that’s a different story.

Aug 24, 2013

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Humans are just domesticated primates.

Aug 14, 2013

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People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.

Aug 13, 2013

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If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.

Aug 9, 2013

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Don’t Feed the Trolls

Aug 4, 2013

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in Articles
One of the greatest strengths of the Internet is also one of its greatest weaknesses…

Aug 1, 2013

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in Blog
I wish everyone loved their siblings as much as I love mine.

Jul 31, 2013

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in Updates
Just because you’re perfect for them doesn’t mean they’re perfect for you.

Jul 30, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
My first collection of short stories is now available for only $5 on Kindle. 😀

Jul 30, 2013

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in Blog
Ten Terribly Terrific Tall Tales Trying to Trip the Triune

Jul 29, 2013

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in Fiction, Portfolio
Internet memes are the most rampant and tiresome form of plagiarism.

Jul 28, 2013

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in Updates
Don’t confuse modesty for a lack of confidence.

Jul 27, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
Rosie is sweet.

Jul 26, 2013

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in Vlog
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you’re a sociopath taking advantage of someone’s humanity.

Jul 25, 2013

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in Updates
We should strive to put at least a paragraph’s worth of thought into every sentence we write.

Jul 24, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
Shorts on men shouldn’t be ironic or literal. If they go down to your shins they’re not short, and if they show off your upper thighs they’re way too short.

Jul 22, 2013

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in Updates
Cosmos (2014)

Jul 21, 2013

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in Shared
This is the greatest radio performance in geek history.

Jul 19, 2013

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in Shared
Love: A Tragedy

Jul 18, 2013

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in Shared
Just because something is lawful doesn’t mean it’s just.

Jul 18, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
Anyone who believes this nation doesn’t have a serious problem with racism must not use the same internet I do.

Jul 16, 2013

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in Updates
Have you ever clicked a link and lost an hour of your life surfing randomly? On a related note, why do people ask rhetorical questions?

Jul 15, 2013

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in Updates
I took this picture 10 years ago today.

Jul 5, 2013

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in Images
Dear firefighters of America, thank you for everything you do, and please forgive us for what we are going to do over the next couple days.

Jul 3, 2013

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in Updates
When people get upset because someone tells them they’re wrong it’s because they secretly fear that they are.

Jul 3, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
March to Stand with Texas Women

Jul 2, 2013

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in Vlog
I love waking up to find out that my bad dream was just that.

Jul 2, 2013

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in Updates
If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

Jun 27, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
Steam Powered Giraffe’s “Honeybee”

Jun 27, 2013

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in Shared
You are not pro-life unless you care about people after they’re born.

Jun 26, 2013

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in Updates
People may wonder why the events of the past day are so important…

Jun 26, 2013

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in Blog
Don’t confuse my intolerance for bullshit with your definition of bigotry.

Jun 26, 2013

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in Updates
If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.

Jun 25, 2013

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in Updates
The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…

Jun 25, 2013

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in Updates
I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone…

Jun 24, 2013

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in Blog
I could start my own personal “Texts from Last Night” collection, which means I definitely shouldn’t.

Jun 22, 2013

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in Updates
Father’s Day is the perfect day to thank all of the great fathers out there, but it’s also a good day to tell the rest to get their shit together.

Jun 16, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

Jun 15, 2013

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in Updates
My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

Jun 15, 2013

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in Updates
Hand-Made Leather Demon Mask

Jun 14, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

in Vlog
Almost every time I ask a question that starts with, “Is it weird that I…” it means the answer is yes.

Jun 13, 2013

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in Updates

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