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I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it.

Mar 25, 2014

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The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

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in Pithy Aphorisms
People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 24, 2014

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People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

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I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.”

Mar 21, 2014

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in Images
Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.

Mar 20, 2014

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It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

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in Pithy Aphorisms
It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

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If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Feb 20, 2014

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I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

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I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

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I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.

Feb 9, 2014

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in Updates
Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

Feb 6, 2014

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in Articles, Untruths
Evidence > Confidence

Feb 4, 2014

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evidence > confidence

Feb 4, 2014

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Anouk

Feb 1, 2014

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in Images
Never go full neckbeard.

Jan 31, 2014

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in Updates
Never go full neckbeard.

Jan 31, 2014

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The Kronies

Jan 28, 2014

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in Shared
This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

Jan 27, 2014

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in Updates
I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

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I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

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I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

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in Updates
People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Dec 24, 2013

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Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.

Dec 10, 2013

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in Updates
Welcome to Sneadbuster

Dec 10, 2013

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in Blog, Vlog
Why is it more socially acceptable to be an asshole than it is to call someone out for being one?

Nov 22, 2013

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I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

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I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

Nov 18, 2013

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Heart of the System

Nov 7, 2013

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in Fiction, Novella, Portfolio
There are few things I’m intolerant of as intolerance and few things I hate more than hate.

Nov 2, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
It’s a good thing there isn’t a font for sarcasm because that would never be useful.

Oct 24, 2013

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in Updates
When someone asks you, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The answer should be, “Yes.”

Oct 18, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Oct 13, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
Family is defined more by the impulses in our brains than what pulses through our veins.

Oct 6, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals.

Oct 1, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war.

Sep 23, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

in Pithy Aphorisms
“Let’s agree to disagree” is obstinacy cloaked in reasonability.

Sep 14, 2013

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in Pithy Aphorisms
Imagine if America was a dictatorship…

Sep 12, 2013

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in Blog, Shared
Something Must Change in Syria

Sep 11, 2013

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in Articles
The Scarecrow

Sep 11, 2013

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