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World of Warcraft Title Screens

Sep 6, 2015

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The worst part about being a hater must be that feeling that everyone always seems to be working against you.

Sep 4, 2015

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That awkward moment when the loyalty you have for someone runs deeper than the respect they have for themselves.

Sep 2, 2015

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Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.

Sep 1, 2015

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Back in my day, it was called a pound sign. And we liked it that way! #GetOffMyLawn

Aug 29, 2015

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Strawburry17 and eSports

Aug 28, 2015

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I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.

Aug 27, 2015

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ICYMI: The geeks have inherited the Earth.

Aug 17, 2015

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Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?

Aug 15, 2015

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Dear autocorrect, I’m from Texas. I type y’all way more often than tall.

Aug 9, 2015

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The best thing about admitting you’re wrong is that you no longer are.

Aug 9, 2015

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No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching the Karsashians.

Aug 6, 2015

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I just googled: permanently block Bing.

Aug 5, 2015

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Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Aug 3, 2015

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If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

Jul 31, 2015

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Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

Jul 24, 2015

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It speaks volumes about our nation’s priorities when we lower our flags for military members but not for our other citizens.

Jul 22, 2015

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The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.

Jul 17, 2015

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How Convenient

Jul 17, 2015

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Teeth are a pretty good argument against intelligent design.

Jul 14, 2015

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RIP Satoru Iwata 🙁

Jul 12, 2015

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Silliest thing I’ve read all day: “You can’t spell healthcare without THC!”

Jul 6, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way.

Jul 1, 2015

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Metzae.net is now 15 years old!

Jul 1, 2015

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in Blog, Maintained Websites
The problem with playing the religious card is that everyone has one and they’re all of equal value.

Jun 29, 2015

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Our second interview with Malik Forté for #UnlockedTVshow

Jun 18, 2015

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It’s not often that you get to meet one of your childhood heroes.

Jun 16, 2015

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When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again.

Jun 9, 2015

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You might be a geek if you have to decide how to safely and legally transport swords when you move.

Jun 6, 2015

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I just submitted my book for publication. On a related note, it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed.

Jun 1, 2015

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I have almost no empathy for apathy.

May 29, 2015

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I have almost no empathy for apathy.

May 29, 2015

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Portal to Heaven

May 28, 2015

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in Photography
One of the things this world needs is a death metal version of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy.” #noreally

May 27, 2015

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Toxic Beauty

May 26, 2015

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Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas

May 26, 2015

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.ekil sleef gal tej tahw si siht oS

May 23, 2015

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I’ve waited 30 years to take this picture.

May 22, 2015

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Michael Rooker is consummately cool.

May 19, 2015

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The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car.

May 19, 2015

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Critics are more like alchemists than chemists.

May 14, 2015

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I’m not sure why, but finding a small pink sock in my laundry is a bit unnerving.

May 11, 2015

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