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The value of creative work is that even if the work doesn’t work, it’s work worth working.
Apr 25, 2017
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Pithy Aphorisms
Returning home has become bittersweet. I never get to see everyone I want, and when I do, it’s never enough.
Apr 24, 2017
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“Chase the Light” by Two Steps from Hell + Sucker Punch
Apr 18, 2017
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Mashterpieces
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“Colors of Love” by Thomas Bergersen + Alike
Apr 18, 2017
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Mashterpieces
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I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me.
Apr 15, 2017
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Star Wars: Palpatine – Trailer
Apr 13, 2017
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Portfolio
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“End of an Empire” by Celldweller + Final Fantasy XIV
Apr 9, 2017
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Music Videos
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Fun fact: humans are GMOs.
Apr 8, 2017
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Updates
I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.
Apr 6, 2017
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I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.
Apr 6, 2017
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Opinion
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“New World Order” by Two Steps from Hell + Prototype
Apr 4, 2017
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Mashterpieces
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VPNs: the less you know about them, the more you need one.
Apr 3, 2017
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Updates
I just realized that I could genuinely use a third monitor. What have I become?!
Mar 29, 2017
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Wait and Bleed + Project Overdrive
Mar 29, 2017
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Music Videos
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Mobile ads are making many websites completely unusable.
Mar 28, 2017
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“Enigma Machine” by Dream Theater + TIE Fighter
Mar 25, 2017
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Music Videos
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“Promise” by Thomas Bergersen + “The Last Day of War” from Dima Fedotov
Mar 23, 2017
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Mashterpieces
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“ShutEmDown” by Celldweller + “Angel Stone” from Fincon
Mar 17, 2017
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Music Videos
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“Duality” by Slipknot + “Out of the Woods” by Taylor Swift
Mar 12, 2017
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Swiftknot
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Vegas X-Story
Mar 9, 2017
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Mashterpieces
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Eating salad is like playing a mini-game where the object is to find something with flavor.
Mar 8, 2017
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Updates
“How much do you trust him…
Mar 2, 2017
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Random Dialogue
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I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, #dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!
Feb 25, 2017
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I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.
Feb 23, 2017
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“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.
Feb 21, 2017
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Updates
Uki Uki Food Fight (“Uki Uki Midnight” by Babymetal + epic food fight scene from RWBY)
Feb 21, 2017
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Music Videos
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“Comeback Kid” by Sleigh Bells + RWBY Black Trailer
Feb 19, 2017
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Music Videos
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“Love, not hate. That’s what makes America great.”
Feb 18, 2017
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Images
I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.
Feb 18, 2017
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Updates
My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?
Feb 17, 2017
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#Resist Breitbart
Feb 15, 2017
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Images
Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
Feb 14, 2017
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Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
Feb 14, 2017
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There’s more to life than just video games.
Feb 4, 2017
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Images
I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.
Feb 4, 2017
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Updates
The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.
Jan 30, 2017
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Early Warning Signs of Fascism (Annotated)
Jan 30, 2017
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Shared
You were so wrong about Obama that I can’t take you seriously now.
Jan 28, 2017
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Opinion
Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.
Jan 25, 2017
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Updates
Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.
Jan 25, 2017
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Updates
Shooting a commercial for our new favorite restaurant…
Jan 24, 2017
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Images
Every time someone calls me a delicate little snowflake I want them to remember what the hell an avalanche is made of.
Jan 22, 2017
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Opinion
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