Eric P. Metze
Resume
Editor
Video
Audio
Photography
Images
Fiction
Aphorisms
Poetry
Updates
Watch, Read, Listen
This is how I celebrate Memorial Day.
May 28, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
Annular Eclipse: May 20, 2012
May 22, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
,
Vlog
Godless Heathens That Go Around Getting Hitched
May 10, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
This is why I love Imgur.
Apr 25, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
“Samsara” Teaser Trailer
Apr 25, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
Google Drive is here!
Apr 24, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”
Apr 19, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
It’s impossible to get anything done that requires your heart when it’s otherwise occupied.
Apr 17, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Pithy Aphorisms
Interaction vs. Communication
Apr 13, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Articles
,
Portfolio
Wisdom is invaluable because it comes at great cost.
Apr 10, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Pithy Aphorisms
Mitt Romney Versus Reality
Apr 7, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
If history has taught me anything, it’s that we live in the present.
Apr 4, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
It’s time to stop blaming racism for Trayvon Martin’s death.
Apr 2, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
Weird fact: El Paso, Texas is closer to San Diego, California than it is to Houston, Texas.
Mar 27, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
JenniDaleLord.com
Mar 20, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Maintained Websites
,
Portfolio
I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”
Feb 27, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”
Feb 27, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.”
Feb 27, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
It’s my day off, but I woke up early. I can’t fall back to sleep, and I can’t keep my eyes open. #purgatory
Feb 25, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Standardizing Tests
Feb 21, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
If thinking about someone can literally make your heart skip a beat imagine what else they are capable of doing to you.
Feb 21, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Swallow your pride before it swallows you.
Feb 18, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Almost thirty years ago, I had tubes put in my ears. A year later, the right one fell out. This morning a doctor found the left one.
Feb 17, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Fight for what you love, but don’t fall in love with the fight.
Feb 14, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
It’s amazing what perfectly intelligent people can convince themselves of when they’re not brave enough to face the truth.
Feb 13, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Pithy Aphorisms
It’s amazing what perfectly intelligent people can convince themselves of when they’re not brave enough to face the truth.
Feb 13, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Did you know? Most people can’t say these words out loud in this order: eye laws dug aim.
Jan 30, 2012
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Adorably Annoying Singing Toy Dog
Dec 24, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
,
Vlog
Thunderstorm from High Rise Building
Dec 18, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
,
Vlog
The Perfect (Cheap) Gift for Geeks
Dec 14, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
As I was pulling into the drive-through to get breakfast…
Dec 7, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
Skrillex’s “First of the Year (Equinox)”
Nov 28, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
My father’s chili is so hot the police are throwing it at protesters.
Nov 22, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment…
Nov 19, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
Nov 18, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
Joss Whedon on Strong Female Characters
Nov 10, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
Cookie Monster Explains Occupy Wall Street
Oct 24, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
The Most Important Lesson of History
Oct 15, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
I heard a boom followed by the screech of tires…
Oct 14, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
Sep 23, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Blog
Don’t mess with Texas or we’ll make our governor your president.
Sep 20, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Updates
Score One for the Texas Educational System
Jul 22, 2011
—
by
Eric P. Metze
in
Shared
←
Previous Page
1
…
16
17
18
19
20
…
25
Next Page
→