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Creepy Wind Storm in the Middle of Nowhere

Mar 24, 2013

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I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Mar 22, 2013

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Don’t confuse stubbornness for independence.

Mar 15, 2013

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The worst part of a cliche is the truth of it.

Mar 10, 2013

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I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

Mar 7, 2013

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The main problem with pointing out when someone’s acting immature is that they’re usually too immature to recognize it.

Feb 25, 2013

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So, apparently the Oscars were tonight, and I didn’t have to watch it because of all the comments on Facebook.

Feb 24, 2013

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I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir.

Feb 23, 2013

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We were evolved to be consumers. Just think about how much of human history has been centered around the things we put inside of ourselves.

Feb 21, 2013

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Some studio recordings are so good I don’t even want the original artist to cover them.

Feb 18, 2013

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One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.

Feb 15, 2013

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Valentine’s Day

Feb 14, 2013

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If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Feb 11, 2013

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Islands of Ice Floating Away

Feb 5, 2013

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This is one of my favorite moments in geek history. Or is that geek future?

Feb 5, 2013

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Siri is surprisingly good at understanding me, but she seems to have the most trouble when my Texas accent comes out.

Feb 5, 2013

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If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

Feb 3, 2013

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That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Feb 1, 2013

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That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Feb 1, 2013

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Friday + payday = heyday

Feb 1, 2013

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One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.

Feb 1, 2013

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Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

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Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

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No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

Jan 27, 2013

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No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

Jan 27, 2013

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When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.

Jan 25, 2013

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“So, having a good time so far?”

Jan 23, 2013

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What doesn’t kill us makes us cooler.

Jan 21, 2013

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Mumford and Sons’ “Little Lion Man”

Jan 20, 2013

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Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidity”

Jan 16, 2013

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The best thing about being bullied a lot as a kid is how little of it you’ll tolerate once you’ve grown up.

Jan 9, 2013

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The only difference between confidence and arrogance is faith.

Jan 5, 2013

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There are billions of people I don’t know at all…

Jan 4, 2013

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Real friends in the virtual world are better than virtual friends in the real world.

Dec 24, 2012

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in Pithy Aphorisms
If there’s one thing all this apocalypse talk should teach us it’s that we have way too many scientifically illiterate people in the world.

Dec 21, 2012

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You know why I like cat owners? You can’t fool a cat into thinking you’re a good person.

Dec 21, 2012

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Just because I’m not open to bad ideas doesn’t make me close-minded.

Dec 17, 2012

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There are few things that piss me off more than people who try to avoid or suppress discussions about guns. If you’re a responsible adult then act like it.

Dec 16, 2012

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“That’s why I’m vegan.”

Dec 6, 2012

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If you really believe that the world’s going to end this month, could you please email me your credit card information?

Dec 6, 2012

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Yes I Did (again)

Nov 6, 2012

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Game over. Obama wins.

Nov 6, 2012

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