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Archive, Bullets, and Cyberpunk
Jun 10, 2013
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Ytsevolution
Jun 7, 2013
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I caught a Firefly in a jar, which also happens to be a ship in a bottle.
Jun 6, 2013
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My favorite thing about being called a troll by a troll is imagining them sitting there eagerly waiting for a response that will never come.
Jun 5, 2013
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You’re entitled to your opinion, but first get your facts straight.
Jun 3, 2013
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Miike Snow’s “Silvia”
Jun 2, 2013
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I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.
May 31, 2013
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I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.
May 31, 2013
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Hugh just lost Doug aim.
May 29, 2013
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Daft Punk Helmet
May 28, 2013
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Vlog
Fun with Refraction
May 28, 2013
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Vlog
Today is the day I feel doubt for never joining the military…
May 27, 2013
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Blog
A few Comicpalooza highlights…
May 25, 2013
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Blog
I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.
May 24, 2013
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I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.
May 24, 2013
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I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.
May 23, 2013
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If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.
May 22, 2013
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The American Dream
May 21, 2013
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Think about how much you spent on dinner tonight…
May 20, 2013
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I have a lot to learn about life and relationships, but one thing I do know is how unwise it is to mistreat the people that know you the best.
May 18, 2013
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The reason it’s legal for the media to lie is because politicians make their living off of misinformation.
May 16, 2013
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Pithy Aphorisms
This is quite possibly the most important thing you will watch all year long.
May 15, 2013
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The “conservative” members of Congress are planning on wasting millions…
May 15, 2013
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I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert because they remind me that Americans aren’t completely insane.
May 13, 2013
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These videos provide better evidence to invade Syria than what led us into Iraq.
May 9, 2013
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“If you’ve ever used the word ‘liberal’ as an insult, you might be a redneck.” ~Jeff Fauxworthy
May 4, 2013
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Humanism at Work
May 3, 2013
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Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.
Apr 25, 2013
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Melodysheep’s “Mr. Willie”
Apr 23, 2013
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Gun Control Whoop-de-doo
Apr 21, 2013
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When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.
Apr 18, 2013
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Pithy Aphorisms
When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.
Apr 18, 2013
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It’s hard not to draw conclusions when you consider that the location of the original tea party was attacked on the federal government’s tax day.
Apr 15, 2013
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I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.
Apr 13, 2013
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I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.
Apr 13, 2013
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Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.
Apr 11, 2013
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“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
Apr 10, 2013
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Random Dialogue
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“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
Apr 10, 2013
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It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.
Apr 10, 2013
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One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.
Apr 9, 2013
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The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.
Apr 2, 2013
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The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.
Apr 2, 2013
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Pithy Aphorisms
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