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Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

Sep 22, 2014

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If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

Sep 18, 2014

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Complaining about a democracy you won’t participate in is like complaining about a god you don’t believe in.

Sep 13, 2014

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Get yourself stuck in each other’s minds, if only for a moment or two.

Sep 12, 2014

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This nation needs rebranding.

Sep 11, 2014

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The one that got away is you.

Aug 24, 2014

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In our current society it would be more beneficial if they taught fallacies instead of algebra.

Aug 23, 2014

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Privilege in this nation is the difference between “civil disobedience” and “attempted murder.”

Aug 21, 2014

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The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

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You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

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These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.

Aug 19, 2014

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Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Aug 17, 2014

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Robin Williams and the Little Spark of Madness

Aug 13, 2014

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What’s the deal with the Facebook messenger app?

Aug 13, 2014

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If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression. #HumanityFTW

Aug 12, 2014

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I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

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I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

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I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

Aug 5, 2014

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“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.

Aug 5, 2014

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One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

Aug 3, 2014

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If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

Aug 2, 2014

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These Dreams

Jul 31, 2014

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I didn’t want to talk about immigration…

Jul 27, 2014

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in Opinion, Vlog
Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

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Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Jul 25, 2014

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Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English.

Jul 24, 2014

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Atheism isn’t a thing.

Jul 23, 2014

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( 1 great idea > 10 good ideas > 100 bad ideas ) < action

Jul 23, 2014

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Year of the Geek

Jul 17, 2014

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I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Jul 3, 2014

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Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Jun 30, 2014

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Oh, why can’t I be different like everyone else?

Jun 27, 2014

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I will always despise bullies because they taught me how it feels to hate.

May 16, 2014

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That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.

May 6, 2014

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Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

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Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

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What kind of candy are you?

Apr 20, 2014

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You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

Apr 18, 2014

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I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

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I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

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If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Apr 3, 2014

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BREAKING: Congress Cancels Obamacare After Millions Miss Deadline

Apr 1, 2014

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