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There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not.
May 8, 2015
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The ability to have a conversation without taking or making it personal is disappointingly rare.
May 8, 2015
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“The only thing we have to fear is a lack of fear itself.”~ The Media
May 6, 2015
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Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office.
May 6, 2015
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“The only thing we have to fear is a lack of fear itself.” ~ The Media
May 6, 2015
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What good is hamburger meat if it’s still in the cow?
May 5, 2015
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I’m so odd that I can’t even.
Apr 30, 2015
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The worst kind of racists are those who genuinely believe they aren’t.
Apr 28, 2015
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My new favorite hobby is introducing Scott Pilgrim to millennials.
Apr 25, 2015
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Star Wars or Star Trek?
Apr 22, 2015
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Mouser Electronics & Grant Imahara – Space Gag Reel
Apr 22, 2015
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Future of Space Exploration
Apr 22, 2015
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Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us.
Apr 21, 2015
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GodsoftheAether.com
Apr 20, 2015
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My spirit animal is human.
Apr 18, 2015
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It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface.
Apr 8, 2015
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Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.
Apr 6, 2015
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Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.
Apr 6, 2015
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The Best Video Game Trailers
Apr 5, 2015
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The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.
Apr 4, 2015
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The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.
Apr 4, 2015
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The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.
Apr 1, 2015
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The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.
Apr 1, 2015
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There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.
Mar 29, 2015
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There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.
Mar 29, 2015
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Bedtime Movie Poster Goes Viral
Mar 20, 2015
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The word “surreal” barely begins to describe how it feels to walk around the Enterprise.
Mar 17, 2015
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DmC Definitive Edition “Cry Little Sister” Launch Trailer
Mar 10, 2015
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Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.”
Mar 6, 2015
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If nothing else, #TheDress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.
Feb 27, 2015
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If nothing else, #TheDress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.
Feb 27, 2015
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Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.
Feb 23, 2015
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Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.
Feb 23, 2015
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Truth grenade: almost every herbal supplement comes from a GMO.
Feb 17, 2015
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It’s William freakin’ Shatner!
Feb 11, 2015
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Shooting William freakin’ Shatner for #Unlockedtvshow
Feb 11, 2015
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Mouser Electronics Warehouse Tour with Grant Imahara
Feb 11, 2015
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So, this happened.
Feb 10, 2015
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Whoa.
Feb 5, 2015
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This is my obligatory post about the Super Bowl. Because algorithms.
Feb 1, 2015
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Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.
Jan 30, 2015
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Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.
Jan 30, 2015
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