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I got on an elevator earlier today…

Posted by Eric P. Metze On June 22, 2011 ADD COMMENTS
Hyatt Regency Columbus

I got on an elevator earlier today with a bunch of total strangers. One of them, a friendly kid with big hair and small jeans, looked at the ornate floor and said, “Ooh, it’s like a club. If only we had some fancy lights.” I turned on an strobe light cell phone app, and he began to dance. A woman beside me asked, “Why do you have something like that?” I nodded at the kid and said, “Because of things like that.”

Bigotry Is a Choice

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 17, 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Homosexuality by Grievous Mind

The problem with the anti-homosexuality perspective is the belief that it is a choice. This leads people into the (very natural-but-misguided) assumption that it is therefore abnormal. The truth, however, is just the opposite. Anyone with enough intellectual integrity can take the time to look into it and realize the truth. Homosexuality occurs in virtually  [ Read More ]

Politics Be Damned!

Posted by Eric P. Metze On July 20, 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Poilitical Boxing

I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican. I am not a Libertarian or an Independent. I’m not a member of the Green Party, the Labor Party, or the Party of Five. I do not vote straight ticket unless by sheer coincidence that they all happen to be of the same party. I’m  [ Read More ]

Metzae.net is now ten years old!

Posted by Eric P. Metze On July 1, 2010 ADD COMMENTS
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I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of websites that cover everything from photos to politics to profanity.

Family

Posted by Eric P. Metze On April 29, 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie family

Family has always been important to me. I realize that doesn’t make me special or unique, but it’s true nonetheless. I have had many friends and acquaintances throughout my life, but when I feel that familial bond with someone it makes it that much more important. And I don’t mean the people that share the same  [ Read More ]

How gay are you?

Posted by Eric P. Metze On December 10, 2009 ADD COMMENTS

Sacha Baron Cohen… …acts gay… …but isn’t. Sen. Larry Craig… …acts straight… …but isn’t.

VIRAL ALERT: Flu Vaccine Propaganda Pandemic

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 23, 2009 1 COMMENT
Dystonia

In case you haven’t heard, 26-year-old Desiree Jennings (who was training to be an NFL cheerleader) was diagnosed with a rare neurological disorder called Dystonia. Her case is so rare that even specialists have been heard saying they’ve never encountered it. However, because it happened to her ten days after getting a flu vaccine, the  [ Read More ]

The Most Trusted Name in News

Posted by Eric P. Metze On August 3, 2009 ADD COMMENTS
Most Trusted Name in News

How well do you know me?

Posted by Eric P. Metze On May 20, 2009 ADD COMMENTS
Eric Metze with champagne

I’ll admit it: I got caught up in this silly quiz thing that’s spreading around Facebook and decided to make my own. I spent more time on it than I probably should’ve, but I kind of have this thing for standardized tests. I tried to make it easy enough that anyone could attempt it, not  [ Read More ]

Geek Rap for WoW Gamers

Posted by Eric P. Metze On May 18, 2009 ADD COMMENTS
MC Frontalot - Final Boss

What would happen if Eminem took himself less seriously, had a sense of humor, and loved to play World of Warcraft? The answer: MC Frontalot‘s “Final Boss” /cheer