
I got on an elevator earlier today with a bunch of total strangers. One of them, a friendly kid with big hair and small jeans, looked at the ornate floor and said, “Ooh, it’s like a club. If only we had some fancy lights.” I turned on an strobe light cell phone app, and he began to dance. A woman beside me asked, “Why do you have something like that?” I nodded at the kid and said, “Because of things like that.”

The problem with the anti-homosexuality perspective is the belief that it is a choice. This leads people into the (very natural-but-misguided) assumption that it is therefore abnormal. The truth, however, is just the opposite. Anyone with enough intellectual integrity can take the time to look into it and realize the truth. Homosexuality occurs in virtually [ Read More ]

I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican. I am not a Libertarian or an Independent. I’m not a member of the Green Party, the Labor Party, or the Party of Five. I do not vote straight ticket unless by sheer coincidence that they all happen to be of the same party. I’m [ Read More ]

I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of websites that cover everything from photos to politics to profanity.

Family has always been important to me. I realize that doesn’t make me special or unique, but it’s true nonetheless. I have had many friends and acquaintances throughout my life, but when I feel that familial bond with someone it makes it that much more important. And I don’t mean the people that share the same [ Read More ]
Sacha Baron Cohen… …acts gay… …but isn’t. Sen. Larry Craig… …acts straight… …but isn’t.

In case you haven’t heard, 26-year-old Desiree Jennings (who was training to be an NFL cheerleader) was diagnosed with a rare neurological disorder called Dystonia. Her case is so rare that even specialists have been heard saying they’ve never encountered it. However, because it happened to her ten days after getting a flu vaccine, the [ Read More ]

I’ll admit it: I got caught up in this silly quiz thing that’s spreading around Facebook and decided to make my own. I spent more time on it than I probably should’ve, but I kind of have this thing for standardized tests. I tried to make it easy enough that anyone could attempt it, not [ Read More ]

What would happen if Eminem took himself less seriously, had a sense of humor, and loved to play World of Warcraft? The answer: MC Frontalot‘s “Final Boss” /cheer