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September
10
2016
Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.
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September
9
2016
I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.
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August
31
2016
When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other. #truestory
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August
16
2016
They should make an open world videogame where everyone is randomly put into different classes/races and call it: C’est La Vie.
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August
14
2016
I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”
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August
9
2016
There were five mass shootings in the US yesterday, and virtually no one seemed to notice.
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August
9
2016
Dear Hype, please stop ruining everything wonderful.
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July
21
2016
I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.
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July
14
2016
Of all the things you could do with your life, why would you waste it by taking someone else’s?
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July
13
2016
Complaining about Pokémon Go on social media is like complaining about sports at a soccer match.
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