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Oh, why can’t I be different like everyone else?

Jun 27, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

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This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

Jan 27, 2014

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Eric P. Metze

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Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Dec 24, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

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I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

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Eric P. Metze

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