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I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”

Aug 14, 2016

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There were five mass shootings in the US yesterday, and virtually no one seemed to notice.

Aug 9, 2016

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Dear Hype, please stop ruining everything wonderful.

Aug 9, 2016

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in Opinion, Updates
Home is where the wifi is.

Aug 6, 2016

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in Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
Remember kids, unsubstantiated claims speak more to the arguer than the argument.

Jul 22, 2016

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in Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.

Jul 21, 2016

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Of all the things you could do with your life, why would you waste it by taking someone else’s?

Jul 14, 2016

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Complaining about Pokémon Go on social media is like complaining about sports at a soccer match.

Jul 13, 2016

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I love that we live in an era where information is available to so many, but I hate the fact that skepticism and critical thinking are taught to so few.

Jul 13, 2016

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in Opinion, Updates
“Bury me wherever…

Jul 1, 2016

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in Random Dialogue, Updates
“Other people don’t think like that…

Jul 1, 2016

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in Random Dialogue, Updates
Capcom’s Umbrella Corps – Retail Kiosk Trailer

Jun 24, 2016

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in Portfolio, Video
I realize I’m kind of a nerd. But in my defense, I am kind of a nerd.

Apr 7, 2016

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I’ve had a checking account for several years and haven’t written a single check.

Mar 26, 2016

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We aren’t red or blue; we’re shades of purple.

Mar 23, 2016

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in Opinion, Pithy Aphorisms, Updates
I look forward to every birthday. Not because of the completely undeserved yet entirely appreciated kindness from people, but because of the bonus XP and +wisdom.

Mar 21, 2016

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Mouser Presents: Cypress Pioneer Kit

Mar 14, 2016

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in Portfolio, Video
“None Shall Live” by Two Steps from Hell + Assassin’s Creed Unity

Mar 12, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Video
Socialism: a range of economic and social systems characterized by a lack of understanding by the majority of its critics.

Mar 10, 2016

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The weirdest thing about vaping is how everyone pretends it isn’t obnoxious.

Mar 7, 2016

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Umbrella Corps Event Impressions Video

Mar 3, 2016

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in Video
Reborn, Recore

Feb 29, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Video
Flight of the Guardians

Feb 28, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Portfolio, Video
I miss Spot. I hope she’s somewhere safe.

Feb 23, 2016

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“Strength of a Thousand Men” by Two Steps from Hell + Asura Online

Feb 22, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Video
The Internet needs less sharing and more curating.

Feb 17, 2016

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in Updates
“Poof” or How I Almost Laughed Myself to Death

Feb 10, 2016

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in Blog
I just laughed so hard I feared for my life.

Feb 9, 2016

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I don’t care who you are, where you come from, or what you believe as long as you have no association with a towing company.

Feb 6, 2016

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“Blood, Milk, and Sky” by White Zombie + Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Feb 5, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Music Videos, Video
Hand Animated Tetris GIF

Feb 4, 2016

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in Images, Portfolio
I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.

Jan 21, 2016

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in Updates
I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.

Jan 21, 2016

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Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Jan 21, 2016

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Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Jan 21, 2016

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I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Jan 13, 2016

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Assassin’s Creed + Rob Zombie + Tony Moore + White Zombie + Charlie Clouser

Jan 13, 2016

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in Mashterpieces, Music Videos, Portfolio, Video
If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

Jan 11, 2016

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You remind me of the babe.

Jan 11, 2016

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One of the most complicated things about communication is the synonym. Big is not huge; violence is not terrorism.

Jan 8, 2016

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in Opinion, Pithy Aphorisms
Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.

Jan 8, 2016

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in Updates
In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

Jan 6, 2016

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