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Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death.
Feb 17, 2021
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I’ve been unable to work all day, but at least I have good company.
Feb 15, 2021
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Spreadsheet therapy is totally a thing.
Feb 13, 2021
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Seriously, why is it so hard for certain people to pronounce Kamala?
Feb 12, 2021
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Phantogram – Black Out Days (Leo Justi Remix) ft. Danny Brown
Feb 4, 2021
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The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t?
Feb 1, 2021
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If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people.
Jan 31, 2021
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I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house.
Jan 30, 2021
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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch
Jan 30, 2021
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Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!”
Jan 25, 2021
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I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat.
Jan 24, 2021
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Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing.
Jan 21, 2021
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WWG1WGBBQ
Jan 20, 2021
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“Seven Nation Army” – The White Stripes + Battlefield 1
Jan 11, 2021
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Rogue One and Mandalorian Fight Scene Comparison
Dec 18, 2020
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Beirut Blast from Multiple Angles in Real-Time
Aug 4, 2020
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Rattack! – A 14-second horror movie
Jul 22, 2020
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Police are Proving the Protestors’ Point
May 31, 2020
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I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long.
May 30, 2020
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Just made a turkey, swiss cheese, tzatziki sauce, potato chip sandwich, so…living my best quarantine life.
Apr 25, 2020
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This has got to be one of the greatest times ever to be a beloved pet.
Apr 11, 2020
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Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic.
Apr 1, 2020
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Making those quarantine memories…
Mar 28, 2020
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It’s. So. Quiet. Outside.
Mar 28, 2020
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Today has the potential of becoming the laziest Sunday in American history.
Mar 22, 2020
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Delish
Feb 29, 2020
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The Elvis Machine Official Trailer
Feb 17, 2020
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The #BroomstickChallenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.
Feb 11, 2020
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The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.
Feb 5, 2020
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I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.
Feb 4, 2020
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I caved in on doing #thesocialchallenge because of course I did.
Jan 26, 2020
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I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship.
Jan 24, 2020
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I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.
Jan 23, 2020
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“Into Darkness” by Thomas Bergersen + Diablo 4
Nov 2, 2019
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Here’s a phrase that’s surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it.
May 10, 2019
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If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts.
Feb 8, 2019
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Your hero may be Superman or Iron Man, but mine is Weird Al. #poodles #spatulas
Jan 29, 2019
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Is that your boulder?
Jan 25, 2019
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Somewhere over the Gulf of Mexico
Jan 25, 2019
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I bought myself a keyboard recently and started playing again. This is exactly how it feels.
Jan 20, 2019
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2019’s New Year’s resolution is 5760×1080.
Dec 31, 2018
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Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite – E-Sports Proposal
Jul 25, 2018
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