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The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.
Aug 20, 2014
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You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.
Aug 19, 2014
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Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.
Aug 17, 2014
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I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.
Aug 10, 2014
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Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.
Jul 27, 2014
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Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.
Jun 30, 2014
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Large differences are made more poignant by the small.
Apr 27, 2014
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Just because something is lawful doesn’t mean it’s just.
Jul 18, 2013
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When people get upset because someone tells them they’re wrong it’s because they secretly fear that they are.
Jul 3, 2013
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If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.
Jun 27, 2013
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Father’s Day is the perfect day to thank all of the great fathers out there, but it’s also a good day to tell the rest to get their shit together.
Jun 16, 2013
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You’re entitled to your opinion, but first get your facts straight.
Jun 3, 2013
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I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.
May 24, 2013
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If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.
May 22, 2013
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The reason it’s legal for the media to lie is because politicians make their living off of misinformation.
May 16, 2013
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When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.
Apr 18, 2013
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Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.
Apr 11, 2013
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The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.
Apr 2, 2013
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Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.
Jan 31, 2013
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No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.
Jan 27, 2013
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The best thing about being bullied a lot as a kid is how little of it you’ll tolerate once you’ve grown up.
Jan 9, 2013
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The only difference between confidence and arrogance is faith.
Jan 5, 2013
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Real friends in the virtual world are better than virtual friends in the real world.
Dec 24, 2012
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Just because I’m not open to bad ideas doesn’t make me close-minded.
Dec 17, 2012
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Just because it’s broken doesn’t mean it’s trash.
Sep 2, 2012
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The Bringer of Life Paradox
Jul 18, 2012
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The Problem with the Texas GOP
Jul 16, 2012
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You have the right to free speech, but you also have the right to remain silent. The trick is knowing which one to use and when to use it.
Jun 15, 2012
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It’s amazing what perfectly intelligent people can convince themselves of when they’re not brave enough to face the truth.
Feb 13, 2012
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The Most Important Lesson of History
Oct 15, 2011
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