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You know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen, Comet & Cupid & Donder & Blitzen; But they were, all of them, deceived, for another reindeer was made…
Dec 15, 2023
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I realize I’m kind of a nerd. But in my defense, I am kind of a nerd.
Apr 7, 2016
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There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not.
May 8, 2015
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I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.
Jan 22, 2015
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I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.
Apr 8, 2014
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