Pithy Aphorisms

Get yourself stuck in each other’s minds, if only for a moment or two.

Sep 12, 2014

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The one that got away is you.

Aug 24, 2014

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The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

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You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

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Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Aug 17, 2014

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I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

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Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

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Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Jun 30, 2014

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Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

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Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

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The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

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People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

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It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

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People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

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I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

Nov 18, 2013

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There are few things I’m intolerant of as intolerance and few things I hate more than hate.

Nov 2, 2013

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When someone asks you, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The answer should be, “Yes.”

Oct 18, 2013

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Oct 13, 2013

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Family is defined more by the impulses in our brains than what pulses through our veins.

Oct 6, 2013

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I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals.

Oct 1, 2013

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I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war.

Sep 23, 2013

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“Let’s agree to disagree” is obstinacy cloaked in reasonability.

Sep 14, 2013

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Patriotism is provincial.

Sep 9, 2013

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Telling someone they’re wrong hardly ever proves anything, but showing them the truth…well, that’s a different story.

Aug 24, 2013

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Humans are just domesticated primates.

Aug 14, 2013

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People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.

Aug 13, 2013

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Just because you’re perfect for them doesn’t mean they’re perfect for you.

Jul 30, 2013

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Don’t confuse modesty for a lack of confidence.

Jul 27, 2013

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We should strive to put at least a paragraph’s worth of thought into every sentence we write.

Jul 24, 2013

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Just because something is lawful doesn’t mean it’s just.

Jul 18, 2013

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When people get upset because someone tells them they’re wrong it’s because they secretly fear that they are.

Jul 3, 2013

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If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

Jun 27, 2013

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Father’s Day is the perfect day to thank all of the great fathers out there, but it’s also a good day to tell the rest to get their shit together.

Jun 16, 2013

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You’re entitled to your opinion, but first get your facts straight.

Jun 3, 2013

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I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.

May 24, 2013

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If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.

May 22, 2013

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The reason it’s legal for the media to lie is because politicians make their living off of misinformation.

May 16, 2013

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When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.

Apr 18, 2013

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When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.

Apr 18, 2013

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Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.

Apr 11, 2013

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The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.

Apr 2, 2013

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The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.

Apr 2, 2013

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