Remember ripping CDs? Where did all that effort go?
My phone just auto-corrected unicorn to Unicron. Google knows me a little too well.
And now, enjoy a picture of my wall.
Finally, I got the portrait of my main framed and hung.
I put a lot of time and effort into that guy, so I figured he deserved a place on my wall.
I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.
I’d Rather Be Walking Dead
I’ve loved The Walking Dead since Glenn first called Rick a dumbass, and I unflinchingly purchase every episode because it is (and will always be) one of my favorites. A bad chapter doesn’t make a for a bad novel, so sub-par episodes never really bother me. After all, my favorite show of all time is […]
Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…
Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the pillow next to me, inches away from my face, and watched me until I fell asleep. An hour later, I woke up and laid there […]
You’ll never truly know your impact on the world until you leave it.
Feelings are hyperbole; thoughts are poetry.
I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”
I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”
I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.
I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.
The value of creative work is that even if the work doesn’t work, it’s work worth working.
Returning home has become bittersweet. I never get to see everyone I want, and when I do, it’s never enough.
I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me.
Fun fact: humans are GMOs.
I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.
I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.
VPNs: the less you know about them, the more you need one.
I just realized that I could genuinely use a third monitor. What have I become?!
Mobile ads are making many websites completely unusable.
Eating salad is like playing a mini-game where the object is to find something with flavor.
“How much do you trust him…
I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, #dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!
I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.
“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.
“Love, not hate. That’s what makes America great.”
I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.
My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?
#Resist Breitbart
“It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.”
Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
There’s more to life than just video games.
I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.
The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.
Early Warning Signs of Fascism (Annotated)
In the US Holocaust Museum. I'm shook. pic.twitter.com/EeuHEXWusE — Sarah Rose (@RaRaVibes) January 30, 2017 Someone recently shared this tweet from the US Holocaust Museum, and it has some pretty insightful things to say about fascism. Many people throw that word around when they want to decry something they see as unnecessary, so it’s important […]