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Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!”
Jan 25, 2021
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I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat.
Jan 24, 2021
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Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing.
Jan 21, 2021
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WWG1WGBBQ
Jan 20, 2021
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“Seven Nation Army” – The White Stripes + Battlefield 1
Jan 11, 2021
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Mashterpieces
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Rogue One and Mandalorian Fight Scene Comparison
Dec 18, 2020
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Beirut Blast from Multiple Angles in Real-Time
Aug 4, 2020
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Rattack! – A 14-second horror movie
Jul 22, 2020
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Police are Proving the Protestors’ Point
May 31, 2020
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Just made a turkey, swiss cheese, tzatziki sauce, potato chip sandwich, so…living my best quarantine life.
Apr 25, 2020
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This has got to be one of the greatest times ever to be a beloved pet.
Apr 11, 2020
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Considering how many lives are at risk, it should be illegal to spread misinformation about the coronavirus pandemic.
Apr 1, 2020
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Making those quarantine memories…
Mar 28, 2020
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It’s. So. Quiet. Outside.
Mar 28, 2020
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Today has the potential of becoming the laziest Sunday in American history.
Mar 22, 2020
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Delish
Feb 29, 2020
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The Elvis Machine Official Trailer
Feb 17, 2020
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The #BroomstickChallenge does not instill in me a lot of confidence for the next election.
Feb 11, 2020
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The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.
Feb 5, 2020
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I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.
Feb 4, 2020
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I caved in on doing #thesocialchallenge because of course I did.
Jan 26, 2020
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I genuinely fear that history will remember this time as the birth of the American dictatorship.
Jan 24, 2020
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I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.
Jan 23, 2020
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“Into Darkness” by Thomas Bergersen + Diablo 4
Nov 2, 2019
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If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts.
Feb 8, 2019
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Your hero may be Superman or Iron Man, but mine is Weird Al. #poodles #spatulas
Jan 29, 2019
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Is that your boulder?
Jan 25, 2019
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Somewhere over the Gulf of Mexico
Jan 25, 2019
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I bought myself a keyboard recently and started playing again. This is exactly how it feels.
Jan 20, 2019
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2019’s New Year’s resolution is 5760×1080.
Dec 31, 2018
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Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite – E-Sports Proposal
Jul 25, 2018
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Things I love that I never thought I would even like include octopus, different opinions, and Benefiber. #thisis40?
Apr 17, 2018
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I recently upgraded my phone, and I’ve been moving apps and data over. It feels like I’m moving into a new apartment.
Apr 3, 2018
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Today I learned that calling out a company on social media is better than calling them or emailing them.
Apr 3, 2018
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The Last Bastion + Two Steps from Hell
Mar 31, 2018
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I literally just misused the word “literally.”
Mar 13, 2018
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“Trace of Gravity” by Mark Petrie
Mar 11, 2018
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I created a twenty car traffic jam just because I needed to grab my sunglasses from my car. That’s…bad carma.
Feb 23, 2018
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I don’t want to make things awkward, but you should be aware that the “recommended videos” on YouTube reveal to anyone looking over your should what kind of videos you watch every day.
Feb 18, 2018
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There are two types of people in the world.
Feb 17, 2018
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I just geeked out because I learned you can visit The Great Library Of Alexandria in Assassin’s Creed: Origins.
Feb 5, 2018
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Remember ripping CDs? Where did all that effort go?
Feb 2, 2018
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