Eric P. Metze

I created an image and shared it on multiple social media platforms, and they performed in drastically different ways.

Jun 5, 2023

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On Reddit, I had one negative comment and downvotes so I’m at 0. On Imgur, I was downvoted into oblivion so no one saw it except the people downvoting it. Twitter didn’t show my image to anyone. Instagram garnered a handful of likes. And then there’s Facebook which currently has almost 700 reactions, 300 comments,…
PSA: If you have Google Home devices, you can use the phrase “Gay Google” to activate them.

May 24, 2023

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This re-release of Flood by They Might Be Giants is the first cassette I’ve purchased in a quarter century.

May 19, 2023

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I remember the first time I heard this album, where I was, who gave it to me, and how it affected me. I’d never heard anything like it. The music was strange and original, and the lyrics were weird and wonderful. I became a lifelong fan after a couple of listens. And tonight, three years…
There’s literally trillions of people…

May 9, 2023

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Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023

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Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023

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Emma Myers as Wednesday Addams & Jenna Ortega as Enid Sinclair

May 5, 2023

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Spring is my absolute favorite time of year.

Apr 8, 2023

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Welp, it finally happened. I ordered my first pair of reading glasses…just ten days shy of 45.

Mar 10, 2023

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Cauliflower is delicious because it makes ranch dressing crunchy.

Feb 15, 2023

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Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner.

Feb 15, 2023

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A work meeting should be a conversation, not a lecture.

Feb 2, 2023

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The hardest month to spell is Frerbrurary.

Jan 27, 2023

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Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed.

Jan 20, 2023

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I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects. #AlphaGal

Apr 5, 2022

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Happy Fake News Awareness Day!

Apr 1, 2022

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The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength.

Mar 28, 2022

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Aaj by Bloodywood + Vi from Arcane

Mar 2, 2022

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Vi is a walking weapon. As soon as I heard this song from Bloodywood, I knew I needed to make a #mashterpiece out of it. PLEASE NOTE: This video includes potential spoilers and is about 95% fist-fighting. Audio: Bloodywood – Aaj (Indian Folk Metal) https://youtu.be/kgvH6tX4Ej0 Video: Arcane: League of Legends on Netflix https://netflix.com/watch/81446667
I held onto this recording for more than forty years.

Feb 27, 2022

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I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos. #tacos

Feb 23, 2022

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I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.

Feb 21, 2022

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Feb 21, 2022

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The Threshold | Marvel Multiverse

Feb 18, 2022

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I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke.

Feb 17, 2022

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Smells Like Teen Spirit by Samuel Kim + The Division by Blur Studio

Feb 10, 2022

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This is my 47th #mashterpiece edit. It combines one of my favorite composers, one of my favorite songs, and one of my favorite studios. There’s so much more going on here than you might realize in a single viewing. Audio: Smells Like Teen Spirit (Epic Version) https://youtu.be/1fsrR_U-qEU arranged and orchestrated by Samuel Kim https://youtube.com/samuelkimmusic vocals…
One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days.

Feb 3, 2022

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Few things are more frustrating than sitting second chair to someone who shouldn’t be first.

Feb 1, 2022

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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]

Jul 31, 2021

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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch [SFX ONLY]

Jul 31, 2021

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“Into Darkness” by Thomas Bergersen + Diablo 4 [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]

Jul 31, 2021

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The Last Bastion + Two Steps from Hell [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]

Jul 31, 2021

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Ironheart by Two Steps from Hell + Breathe from League of Legends

Jul 31, 2021

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Many who wonder are lost.

May 24, 2021

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I’ve had a standing desk for exactly one day, and it’s already well worth it.

May 10, 2021

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I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits.

Apr 28, 2021

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Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants.

Apr 17, 2021

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I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside.

Apr 16, 2021

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When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet

Apr 15, 2021

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I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful.

Apr 3, 2021

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“I Did Something Bad” by Taylor Swift + “Dead Memories” by Slipknot

Mar 19, 2021

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It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home.

Mar 10, 2021

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“Killpop” by Slipknot + “Ready for It” by Taylor Swift

Mar 10, 2021

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