Eric P. Metze
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Archive, Bullets, and Cyberpunk
This is what happens when you put a bottle of awesomesauce in a microwave oven for too long. I knew nothing about this game when I saw this trailer, but now I have this intense urge to play it. I think a lot of it has to do with the music. And here’s the official…
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Ytsevolution
I’ve been slowly working on this Dream Theater project for several years. It takes one track from each album and blends them together into a single album.
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I caught a Firefly in a jar, which also happens to be a ship in a bottle.
I caught a Firefly in a jar, which also happens to be a ship in a bottle.
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Fun with Refraction
The sun was setting and passing through a glass prism on my door, and a tiny crystal apple just happened to be sitting nearby. Fun with physics!
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Today is the day I feel doubt for never joining the military…
Today is the day I feel doubt for never joining the military, gratefulness for the millions who have, solidarity with their families, and reverence for those who have paid the ultimate price. One day our species will end our need to engage in mutual mass murder, but until then it’s good to know there are…
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A few Comicpalooza highlights…
A few Comicpalooza highlights: a full-size robotic creeper from Minecraft, a black female Doctor Who, a zombified Wonder Woman, Master Chief from Halo, the whole distorted family from Beetlejuice, a group of shiny Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica, an entire squad of stormtroopers from Star Wars, half a dozen mostly-naked aliens, and a boy…
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The American Dream
This is a really excellent explanation of how our financial system works, but it’s probably too much truth for our society to handle. If Americans fully understood the truth it would bring ecoterrorists, liberals, independents, conservatives, teabaggers, and even anarchists together.
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Think about how much you spent on dinner tonight…
Think about how much you spent on dinner tonight. Now think about the people of Moore, Oklahoma. Please consider sending a text to 90999 that says REDCROSS to donate $10 to American Red Cross Disaster Relief.
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The “conservative” members of Congress are planning on wasting millions…
The “conservative” members of Congress are planning on wasting millions of our tax dollars on their 37th attempt to repeal Obamacare. How can any true conservative justify such an egregious waste of time and money?
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Gun Control Whoop-de-doo
In all seriousness, this is what it feels like to talk about gun control with my fellow Americans.
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“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.” “How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”
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“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”