“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.” “How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”
“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”
It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.
One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.
The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.
The biggest problem with stupidity is that it hurts the wrong people.
I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.
Don’t confuse stubbornness for independence.
The worst part of a cliche is the truth of it.
I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.
The main problem with pointing out when someone’s acting immature is that they’re usually too immature to recognize it.
So, apparently the Oscars were tonight, and I didn’t have to watch it because of all the comments on Facebook.
I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir.
We were evolved to be consumers. Just think about how much of human history has been centered around the things we put inside of ourselves.
Some studio recordings are so good I don’t even want the original artist to cover them.
One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.
Valentine’s Day
If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.
Islands of Ice Floating Away
This is awe-inspiring, even if you’re one of those climate change denying idiots.
This is one of my favorite moments in geek history. Or is that geek future?
Siri is surprisingly good at understanding me, but she seems to have the most trouble when my Texas accent comes out.
If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.
That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…
That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…
Friday + payday = heyday
One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.
Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.
Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.
No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.
No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.
When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.
“So, having a good time so far?”
“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to a good start!”
What doesn’t kill us makes us cooler.
Mumford and Sons’ “Little Lion Man”
I realize I’m behind the times for just discovering these guys, but what can I say? I’m not a hipster.
Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidity”
This was a classic as soon as it was “uploaded” to this thing call MTV, a magical and mythical place that once existed at the intersection of music and television.
The best thing about being bullied a lot as a kid is how little of it you’ll tolerate once you’ve grown up.
The only difference between confidence and arrogance is faith.
There are billions of people I don’t know at all…
There are billions of people I don’t know at all, there are hundreds I barely know, there are dozens I know well, and there are several I know very well. However, there are a few people I know better than they know themselves, and they would be wise to remember that.