Oh, why can’t I be different like everyone else?
I will always despise bullies because they taught me how it feels to hate.
That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.
Large differences are made more poignant by the small.
Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.
What kind of candy are you?
We’ll ask you 10 simple questions on this quiz. Be honest, and at the end, we’ll tell you what kind of candy you are. Have fun!
You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.
I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.
I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.
If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.
BREAKING: Congress Cancels Obamacare After Millions Miss Deadline
I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it.
The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.
People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.
People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.
I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.”
Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.
It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.
It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.
If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.
I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.
I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.
I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.
Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry
The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely on the headline and/or the source to sum things up for them. So, when people started seeing headlines like Wendy Davis supports open carry gun […]
Evidence > Confidence
evidence > confidence
Anouk
Never go full neckbeard.
Never go full neckbeard.
The Kronies
The bar for political satire was just launched into space.
This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.
I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.
I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.
I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.
People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.
Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.
Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.
Welcome to Sneadbuster
My friend, filmmaker, and funnyman Jeremy Snead gives us a quick tour of his shrine to the bygone era of video rentals where people had to travel to specific places to pick up physical copies of films in order to enjoy them. https://youtu.be/4IHwNgsO-s0