Untruth: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

For those that don’t know, there has been a persistent rumor that Faux News commentator Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. It’s very likely an untruth, but Beck has yet to deny these claims. So the rumor persists.

But fear not! Beck has a throng of supporters, most notably Shelley the Republican. Shelley’s blog post defending Beck is the stuff of internet legend. Trust me, it’s worth bookmarking.

Fair warning: Do yourself a favor and resist the urge to post a comment until you’ve read the comments that are already posted. Because, really, the comments are the reason you’ll want to visit the blog. They are a frenetic mix of sheer genius, staggering idiocy, acute awareness, and complete obliviousness.