Q: Do you think your vote counts?

Posted by Eric P. Metze On January 4, 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Voting Is Sexy

Though voting may seem pointless to some, it’s the discussions surrounding the election and the lead-up to it that truly matters. And considering how few people actually vote, each vote is worth far more than one. For every person that does not vote, there is someone that votes for them. And if you’re comfortable letting other people vote for you, then by all means sit at home while “they” think for you.

Yes We Did!

Posted by Eric P. Metze On November 5, 2008 ADD COMMENTS

I wish I had something more interesting to say, but I’m still a little too excited to make thinky speak. I did notice one thing, though.  When Obama gave his soon-to-be historic speech, it was after midnight on the east coast.  Think about that for a second. Remember, remember, the fifth of November…

You can’t waste a worthless vote.

Posted by Eric P. Metze On November 17, 2007 ADD COMMENTS

I know how this is going to make me look to some people, but I just stop reading certain emails when I realize it’s their attempt to convince me that voting for Stephen Colbert is a waste of my vote. Is it because I’m intellectually lazy or obstinate? No. I just know from their opening  [ Read More ]

Why Janice Is/Isn’t a Republican

Posted by Eric P. Metze On March 9, 2007 ADD COMMENTS
Bristol Palin, un-wed teenage Republican

I received an email the other day from a family member that told a parable disguised as a political joke. It takes on a distinctly biased approach and misrepresents the other side completely. Annoyed and frustrated, I did the only thing I really could: I parodied it. “Why Janice IS a Republican” Janice was about  [ Read More ]

Stewart-Colbert2008.org Now Online

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 12, 2006 ADD COMMENTS

It’s time to change the sheets! Let the campaign for a new America begin! It’s not official yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start the groundswell of support. Sure, it’s a bit cynical of us to want a couple of television stars to run the nation, but if an actor can get elected as  [ Read More ]

Nuclear Family Meltdown

Posted by Eric P. Metze On July 26, 2005 ADD COMMENTS

For the past half century or more, the United States’ ideal of a family was the nuclear family. Though the definition has changed somewhat to be more inclusive, it has not changed the fundamental nature of it. Ideal though it may seem, there are drawbacks to this type of family, which has likely led to  [ Read More ]

Married to the Mob

Posted by Eric P. Metze On July 25, 2005 ADD COMMENTS

The issue of same-sex marriages has been a hot topic for many years, but not nearly as hot as it has been the past few. The most recent nation to legalize same-sex marriage is one that is very close to us, both physically and politically. On the 20th of July, Canada became the fourth nation  [ Read More ]

Red Oil Scare

Posted by Eric P. Metze On July 13, 2005 ADD COMMENTS

China has made an unsolicited offer to acquire one of the largest United States-based oil company, which would essentially double its oil and gas output (2). The organization that is making the offer, the Chinese National Offshore Oil Company, is a state-run organization of the Chinese government. Because of the cultural differences between the capitalist  [ Read More ]

America: The Rich, Fat Uncle

Posted by Eric P. Metze On December 1, 2003 ADD COMMENTS

A good friend and I were discussing Thanksgiving and I started to think about how it must look to other countries for us to have a holiday where we stuff ourselves full of food and roll around on the couch watching football. You know, I can’t believe Americans even publicize Thanksgiving. It should be like  [ Read More ]

Americans Can Be Too Egocentric

Posted by Eric P. Metze On September 11, 2003 ADD COMMENTS

When the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and a farm in Pennsylvania were attacked, most Americans saw it as an attack on America itself. Sure, it all happened on American soil and killed many American, but the truth is that it wasn’t a direct attack on America alone. People tend to forget that the buildings  [ Read More ]