Tag: politics
I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.
If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.
Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death.
#rushlimbaugh
Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing.
The pendulum doesn’t swing left and right; it swings forward and backward.
#Resist Breitbart
“It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.”
Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.
I used to think the political pendulum swung left and right. I was wrong. It swings forward and backward.
We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.
Voting third-party in a two-party system is a vote for the two-party system.
People like other people who tell it like it is except when it isn’t what they want it to be.
They should make an open world videogame where everyone is randomly put into different classes/races and call it: C’est La Vie.
I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.
We aren’t red or blue; we’re shades of purple.
Hating the president is like hating the weather.
Terrorism is the perennial reminder that security is an illusion. Only education and empathy can put an end to fundamentalist extremism.
Anyone who suggests that mass shootings are orchestrated in order to take away our guns should be forced to give up their guns because they’re too stupid to use them responsibly.
No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching the Karsashians.
Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.
Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office.
This nation needs rebranding.
I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.
Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry
The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely on the headline and/or the source to sum things up for them. So, when people started seeing headlines like Wendy Davis supports open carry gun […]
The Kronies
The bar for political satire was just launched into space.
Patriotism is provincial.
If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.
You are not pro-life unless you care about people after they’re born.
Don’t confuse my intolerance for bullshit with your definition of bigotry.
If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.
The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…
The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis, but her works will literally last for generations. I’m even going to use a freakin’ hash tag: #StandWithWendy
The American Dream
This is a really excellent explanation of how our financial system works, but it’s probably too much truth for our society to handle. If Americans fully understood the truth it would bring ecoterrorists, liberals, independents, conservatives, teabaggers, and even anarchists together.
The reason it’s legal for the media to lie is because politicians make their living off of misinformation.
I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert because they remind me that Americans aren’t completely insane.
These videos provide better evidence to invade Syria than what led us into Iraq.
Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.
Game over. Obama wins.
Samuel L. Jackson Presents “Wake the Fuck Up”
Every time I go through airport security…
Every time I go through airport security, every time I hear about someone who appears middle eastern being persecuted, and every time people defend our actions in Iraq, I can’t help but think that the terrorists won. They made us fear an invisible enemy, made us afraid of our own people, and drove a wedge […]
Texas Judge Tom Head: Raise Taxes to Fight Obama’s UN Invasion of Texas
This county judge wants to raise taxes so we will be prepared for an invasion by the United Nations led by Obama. No, I’m serious.
#RomneyShambles
Funny stuff.