“Robert Erickson” Speech to MN Tea Party Against Amnesty

Posted by Eric P. Metze On November 16, 2009 1 COMMENT

Trust me: you will love this video.

Q: Why the cross?

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 22, 2009 ADD COMMENTS

Q: Why the cross ?????? Evil is all around us. I get that. Why do people use , in my humble opinion , a negative symbol of Christ? A cross is what he was killed on. I don’t want that around my neck. And what is a symbol going to do for you anyway? When  [ Read More ]

OMG TNG WTF (VIDEO)

Posted by Eric P. Metze On May 19, 2009 ADD COMMENTS
Captain Picard

Wassup 2008

Posted by Eric P. Metze On November 24, 2008 ADD COMMENTS
wassup2008

By now, everyone has seen this video… But have you seen this one? Brilliant! I think it’ll take a lot of explaining for my children to understand the importance and all the nuance of this video. I love that they were able to get most of the same actors together to recreate it. It would  [ Read More ]

Why I’m Voting Republican

Posted by Eric P. Metze On June 16, 2008 ADD COMMENTS
I'm Voting Republican

Why I Miss Dave Chappelle

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 9, 2007 ADD COMMENTS

Dave Chappelle’s show was absolutely brilliant for the first couple seasons because he got to be open about humor with complete disregard for race. It allowed for some truly historic moments that I know they will talk about in documentaries and history books decades from now. For example, there is this skit about Clayton Bigsby.  [ Read More ]

Why Janice Is/Isn’t a Republican

Posted by Eric P. Metze On March 9, 2007 ADD COMMENTS
Bristol Palin, un-wed teenage Republican

I received an email the other day from a family member that told a parable disguised as a political joke. It takes on a distinctly biased approach and misrepresents the other side completely. Annoyed and frustrated, I did the only thing I really could: I parodied it. “Why Janice IS a Republican” Janice was about  [ Read More ]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

Posted by Eric P. Metze On January 30, 2007 ADD COMMENTS

Stewart-Colbert2008.org Now Online

Posted by Eric P. Metze On October 12, 2006 ADD COMMENTS

It’s time to change the sheets! Let the campaign for a new America begin! It’s not official yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start the groundswell of support. Sure, it’s a bit cynical of us to want a couple of television stars to run the nation, but if an actor can get elected as  [ Read More ]

The Drug Dealer

Posted by Eric P. Metze On December 3, 2004 ADD COMMENTS

This was an assignment where I was supposed to read T. Coraghessan Boyle’s “The Hit Man” and rewrite it using any other profession. It is intended to be a humorous piece about the life of a drug dealer. Special thanks to Boyle for not suing me (yet) for “borrowing” the idea. Try not to take this piece too seriously. There are a lot of half-jokes and wordplay here that is supposed to mimic the original. It actually got a few good laughs when they read it in class. Maybe you’ll laugh, too.