“Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.”
Jon Stewart is an American treasure. https://t.co/93QY57C5t7
You'd think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would've figured out I haven't owned an iPhone in more than three years.
What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded?
I'm using a pocket comb to cheat at Track & Field at the arcade old.
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