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		<title>&#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever used the word &#8216;liberal&#8217; as an insult, you might be a redneck.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/05/04/if-youve-ever-used-the-word-liberal-as-an-insult-you-might-be-a-redneck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 15:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever used the word &#8216;liberal&#8217; as an insult, you might be a redneck.&#8221; ~Jeff Fauxworthy</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/05/04/if-youve-ever-used-the-word-liberal-as-an-insult-you-might-be-a-redneck/">&#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever used the word &#8216;liberal&#8217; as an insult, you might be a redneck.&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;ve ever used the word &#8216;liberal&#8217; as an insult, you might be a redneck.&#8221;<br />
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		<title>Humanism at work.</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/05/03/humanism-at-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 20:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/05/03/humanism-at-work/">Humanism at work.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/05/03/humanism-at-work/">Humanism at work.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/25/dedicating-a-library-to-dubya-is-like-dedicating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/25/dedicating-a-library-to-dubya-is-like-dedicating/">Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/25/dedicating-a-library-to-dubya-is-like-dedicating/">Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mr. Willie</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/23/mr-willie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll have this groovy tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_jRgv-UqBU</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/23/mr-willie/">Mr. Willie</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/23/mr-willie/">Mr. Willie</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gun Control Whoop-de-doo</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/21/gun-control-whoop-de-doo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In all seriousness, this is what it feels like to talk about gun control with my fellow Americans.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/21/gun-control-whoop-de-doo/">Gun Control Whoop-de-doo</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In all seriousness, this is what it feels like to talk about gun control with my fellow Americans.</p>
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<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/21/gun-control-whoop-de-doo/">Gun Control Whoop-de-doo</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>When someone gives you the key to their heart&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/18/when-someone-gives-you-the-key-to-their-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>When someone gives you the key to their heart, it&#8217;s not so you can take what you want; it&#8217;s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/18/when-someone-gives-you-the-key-to-their-heart/">When someone gives you the key to their heart&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When someone gives you the key to their heart, it&#8217;s not so you can take what you want; it&#8217;s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/18/when-someone-gives-you-the-key-to-their-heart/">When someone gives you the key to their heart&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I love it when someone contacts me while I&#8217;m thinking about them.</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/13/i-love-it-when-someone-contacts-me-while-im-thinking-about-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I love it when someone contacts me while I&#8217;m thinking about them.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/13/i-love-it-when-someone-contacts-me-while-im-thinking-about-them/">I love it when someone contacts me while I&#8217;m thinking about them.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it when someone contacts me while I&#8217;m thinking about them.</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/13/i-love-it-when-someone-contacts-me-while-im-thinking-about-them/">I love it when someone contacts me while I&#8217;m thinking about them.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/11/blaming-your-behavior-on-the-chemical-you-chose-to-ingest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/11/blaming-your-behavior-on-the-chemical-you-chose-to-ingest/">Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/11/blaming-your-behavior-on-the-chemical-you-chose-to-ingest/">Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;This guy really likes to think outside of the box.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/10/this-guy-really-likes-to-think-outside-of-the-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This guy really likes to think outside of the box.&#8221; &#8220;How outside of the box are we talking?&#8221; &#8220;On a scale from 1 to 10?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; &#8220;Pineapple.&#8221;</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/10/this-guy-really-likes-to-think-outside-of-the-box/">&#8220;This guy really likes to think outside of the box.&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This guy really likes to think outside of the box.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;How outside of the box are we talking?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;On a scale from 1 to 10?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Pineapple.&#8221;</p>
<p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/10/this-guy-really-likes-to-think-outside-of-the-box/">&#8220;This guy really likes to think outside of the box.&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One decent conversation between people who do not agree&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/09/one-decent-conversation-between-people-who-do-not-agree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric P. Metze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million &#8220;like if you agree&#8221; posts.</p><p>The post <a href="http://eric.metze.us/2013/04/09/one-decent-conversation-between-people-who-do-not-agree/">One decent conversation between people who do not agree&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://eric.metze.us">Eric P. Metze</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million &#8220;like if you agree&#8221; posts.</p>
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