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Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner.
Feb 15, 2023
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A work meeting should be a conversation, not a lecture.
Feb 2, 2023
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The hardest month to spell is Frerbrurary.
Jan 27, 2023
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Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed.
Jan 20, 2023
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I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects. #AlphaGal
Apr 5, 2022
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Happy Fake News Awareness Day!
Apr 1, 2022
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The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength.
Mar 28, 2022
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Pithy Aphorisms
Aaj by Bloodywood + Vi from Arcane
Mar 2, 2022
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Mashterpieces
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I held onto this recording for more than forty years.
Feb 27, 2022
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I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos. #tacos
Feb 23, 2022
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I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.
Feb 21, 2022
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Feb 21, 2022
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Swiftknot
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The Threshold | Marvel Multiverse
Feb 18, 2022
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I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke.
Feb 17, 2022
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Smells Like Teen Spirit by Samuel Kim + The Division by Blur Studio
Feb 10, 2022
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One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days.
Feb 3, 2022
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Few things are more frustrating than sitting second chair to someone who shouldn’t be first.
Feb 1, 2022
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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]
Jul 31, 2021
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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch [SFX ONLY]
Jul 31, 2021
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“Into Darkness” by Thomas Bergersen + Diablo 4 [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]
Jul 31, 2021
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The Last Bastion + Two Steps from Hell [EDITOR’S PERSPECTIVE]
Jul 31, 2021
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Ironheart by Two Steps from Hell + Breathe from League of Legends
Jul 31, 2021
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Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants.
Apr 17, 2021
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I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside.
Apr 16, 2021
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When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet
Apr 15, 2021
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I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful.
Apr 3, 2021
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“I Did Something Bad” by Taylor Swift + “Dead Memories” by Slipknot
Mar 19, 2021
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Swiftknot
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It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home.
Mar 10, 2021
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“Killpop” by Slipknot + “Ready for It” by Taylor Swift
Mar 10, 2021
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Swiftknot
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“Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift + “The Negative One” by Slipknot
Mar 9, 2021
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“Ready for It” by Taylor Swift + “Vermillion” by Slipknot
Mar 8, 2021
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“Snuff” by Slipknot + “I Knew You Were Trouble” by Taylor Swift
Mar 7, 2021
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Swiftknot
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We just landed on Mars again!
Feb 18, 2021
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Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death.
Feb 17, 2021
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I’ve been unable to work all day, but at least I have good company.
Feb 15, 2021
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Images
Spreadsheet therapy is totally a thing.
Feb 13, 2021
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Seriously, why is it so hard for certain people to pronounce Kamala?
Feb 12, 2021
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Phantogram – Black Out Days (Leo Justi Remix) ft. Danny Brown
Feb 4, 2021
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The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t?
Feb 1, 2021
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If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people.
Jan 31, 2021
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I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house.
Jan 30, 2021
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Two Steps from Hell + Shooting Star from Overwatch
Jan 30, 2021
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