2019’s New Year’s resolution is 5760×1080.

Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!"

I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!"

Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.
My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!
Me: Damnit.

That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session...

Let's do this!