Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!"
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!"
Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.
My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session...
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