Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the pillow next to me, inches away from my face, and watched me until I fell asleep. An hour later, I woke up and laid there motionless, no longer overcome with chills. After a few moments, she got up and left the room. I’ve known that girl all 13 years of her life, so I know her pretty well. And I can tell you with total confidence that the only reason she stayed on that pillow that whole time was to comfort me.
Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!"
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!"
Me: I don't really have that thick of a Texas accent.
My voiceover: HERDERFERDERER, YALL!
That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session...
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