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  • Eric P. Metze 10:50 on May 4, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    “If you’ve ever used the word ‘liberal’ as an insult, you might be a redneck.”
    ~Jeff Fauxworthy


    Tags: , liberal, , rednecks  
     
  • Eric P. Metze 15:36 on May 3, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    Humanism at work. 

     
  • Eric P. Metze 10:21 on April 25, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.

     
  • Eric P. Metze 14:40 on April 23, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    Mr. Willie 

    I’ll have this groovy tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

     
  • Eric P. Metze 11:42 on April 21, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    Gun Control Whoop-de-doo 

    In all seriousness, this is what it feels like to talk about gun control with my fellow Americans.


    Tags: , Jon Oliver, The Daily Show  
     
  • Eric P. Metze 17:45 on April 18, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.

     
  • Eric P. Metze 13:07 on April 13, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.


    Tags: , one-liners  
     
  • Eric P. Metze 10:10 on April 11, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.

     
  • Eric P. Metze 18:51 on April 10, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    “This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
    “How outside of the box are we talking?”
    “On a scale from 1 to 10?”
    “Yeah.”
    “Pineapple.”


    Tags: , , random  
     
  • Eric P. Metze 14:08 on April 9, 2013 Permalink | Comment

    One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.


    Tags: agree, disagree,  
     
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