“If you’ve ever used the word ‘liberal’ as an insult, you might be a redneck.”
~Jeff Fauxworthy
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Eric P. Metze
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Eric P. Metze
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Eric P. Metze
Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.
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Eric P. Metze
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Eric P. Metze
Gun Control Whoop-de-doo
In all seriousness, this is what it feels like to talk about gun control with my fellow Americans.
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Eric P. Metze
When someone gives you the key to their heart, it’s not so you can take what you want; it’s because they trust you with it more than they do themselves.
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Eric P. Metze
I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.
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Eric P. Metze
Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot.
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Eric P. Metze
“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“How outside of the box are we talking?”
“On a scale from 1 to 10?”
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Eric P. Metze
One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.
Tags: agree, disagree, Facebook ( 4 )